Monty Python wavs
Here you'll find my massive collection of sound wavs from Monty Python. Not all of them are completely clean, so if you don't like the content, sorry. Look for more soon, and enjoy!
SEARCH FOR THE HOLY GRAIL
One, two, five!
I'm french! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
A grail?
Everytime I try to talk to someone it's "forgive me" this and "I'm not worthy..."
Arggggghhhhh
No chance, english bed-wetting types
Alright, first we'll have biscuts, and then we'll kill him.
I'll bite you're legs off!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Bloody peasant!
Bring out your dead!
What...is your favorite color?
Cut down a tree with a herring?
You're mother was a hampster!
I feel happy...
Oh, bloody hell.
Oh lord, bless this, thy hand grenade...
We have the holy hand grenade!
icky icky icky rip boing...
How to become king.
A bunch of french insults put together, with a couple more.
King of the who?
Silly English Knnnnniggits!
You're a looney.
How to know when you see a king.
She turned me into a newt!
NI!
The entire "I'm not dead yet" scene.
That's no ordinary rabbit!
Death awaits you all with sharp, nasty, pointy teeth!
Tell your king that we have been charged by God on a sacred quest...
You know much that is hidden oh Tim.
French rasberry.
And there was great rejoicing.
I am Roger, a shrubber.
Help! I"m being repressed!
You can't expect to weild supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
We shoot arrows at your head and make castanets our of your testecals already!
There are those who call me...Tim.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!
Tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
We have found a witch, may we burn her?
It's only a flesh wound!
Who aproacheth the bridge of death...
It's only a model.
Consult the book of amraments!
Cut down a tree with a herring?
Message for you sir!
The monks chanting.
Pull the other one!
What a strange person!
OTHER SOUNDS
Some good insults.
We interrupt this program to annoy you, and make things general irritating.
I just spent four hours burying the cat!
Yes! We're all born different!....I'm not.
Don't stand there gawking like you've never seen the Hand of God before!
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Wolf nipple chips?
Sex on the television.
The sound of John Denver being strangled.
Come back soon, and there'll be more.