SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER
Here you can find wav files from the movie So I Married an Axe Murderer. Enjoy!
William, move your head! It's like an orange on a tooth pick...
Head! Paper! If you can move that thing...
Alright everybody, shut your cake hole!
Go on with your mother then. Why don't you try on one of her bras, you wee girly? Float away, you fairy!
Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in.
I always hated the colnel...
Head! Pants! Now!
The whole part that starts with "There is a secret society of the world's five most wealthiest people known as the Pentavrate."
May! SHUT IT!
Two words: Therapy.
My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicky.
What about Pam? She smelled like soup.
I like the night life. I like to boogie.
Stop your jobs, look at the insensitive man!
I was just naked just then. Very nude.
Harriet, marry me. No. Please?
Scotland's martial arts.
We have a piper down, repeat, a piper down...
Reasons not to kiss.